I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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