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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours

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• (310): View more from California

  Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on

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  I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  If this party got busted it would be an improvement

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  Fun wedding?

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  Yes. Very.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?

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  If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.

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