problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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