what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he shaved USA in his pubs
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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