she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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