maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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