you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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