Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
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If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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