By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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