how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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