There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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