i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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