Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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