My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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