i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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