butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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