so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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