im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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