Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Congratulations! We have a period
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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