U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize