I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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