; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You can't just leave with hair like that
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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