Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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