Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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