Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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