I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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