I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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