i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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