yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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