he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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