Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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