its not stalking. its research.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
