fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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