Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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