Say something about gay babies.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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