I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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