Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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