Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
More tranny stories later!
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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