OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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