This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Sober January is a disaster.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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