Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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