He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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