I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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