I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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