Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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