Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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