If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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