I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You took a bar mat shot.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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