I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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