Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have already put on my inside pants.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Randomize
