I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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