i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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