I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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